What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

What are the best Jewish jokes?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What do you like about McDonald's?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

Where can Ukrainians go if they cannot have shelter and heating this winter?

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do humans sweat while stressed?

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Have you been with a stranger yet?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy